There’s a whole bunch of fun in here.
DECEMBER 17, 2016
YO! YO! YO! Merry Christmas! Satan Clause is here to bring you an exclusive interview with the coolest girl on the block! Get in here before we pour all the eggnog on the cat…
DECEMBER 16, 2016
KLN brings you an exclusive 1-on-1 with Dingo aka FrostyTheSantaSlayer. If you ever wanted to know more about the man behind The Crossroads, here’s your chance!
DECEMBER 11, 2016
KLN’s newest interview is here and it’s with Beaner! This guy is banned in almost every room on Kageshi. Come on in and find out why!
Words have no wings but they can fly a thousand miles.
I’ve never been to Kageshi but I’m seriously considering signing up just to meet the people you interviewed. I check your news site every morning and the video on the homepage lets me know about music I never heard before.
Jared Plique fucking rocks! Great fucking interview.
There’s a lot of weird shit floating around the internet.
We’re going to save you the trouble of finding it on your own.
It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
First Command Unit • Publishing • Sidewinder
Order44: Keep myke from burning the place down.
Likes: Steve Jobs, Tripping Hipsters, Mullets
Dislikes: Steve Jobs, Hipping Tripsters, Mullets
I can write a book about how I saved the world.
Singer-songwriter • Dictator • Wordsmith
That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight…
I’m the kind of guy that will actually meet your mom.
Advice: The hot water is usually on the left.
Music: Fair To Midland, Duran Duran, Ghost
Systems analyst • Head of Security • Peacekeeper
When I’m not rounding up tryhards and slackjaws, I can be found watering plants and feeding birds.
The keyboard is mightier than the sword.
Silence is mandatory.
Public Relations • Jawbreaker • Weapons Analysis
Likes: Nothing, No one, Not you
Dislikes: I really can’t stand those assholes that live next door to me
Music: Rage Against The Machine
Media Clearance • KLN Intel • Mortician
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
I’ll tell you how you can shut the fuck up.
Field Reporter • Transgender Bop Gun • Elite
I spend a lot of time watching the enemy.
Likes: Colloidal Silver, Warm blankets, Sex
Dislikes: Gamers, Liars, Dirty old men
I can take things apart and put them back together.